Part Two Chapter 9 It was cold and raining. Miserable weather for training. Perfect weather for it too, O'Neill thought as he strolled to the little canteen everyone had taken to calling Joe's. It was definitely not regulation for a training camp, but when your youngest recruit was over four hundred years old and had served in nearly every major conflict during those last four centuries sometimes you had to be flexible. He passed the little corral where the goats were kept, returning Amanda's salute without smiling. Of all the Immortals she was perhaps the most intractable. Independent, narcissistic, and devious. He wondered vaguely why she and Methos weren't married. "Morning, Colonel," Joe called out as he entered. The place was empty and O'Neill pulled off his rain poncho, carefully hanging it on a peg near the door. "Same to you, Sergeant," he grinned as he went to fetch himself a cup of coffee. "Lovely weather we're having." Dawson chuckled. "Somehow I thought being on another planet would be different." O'Neill took a seat at the same table where Joe was reading the day's paper. One of the small luxuries the SGC provided the half dozen training camps scattered throughout the area. "You'd think," he agreed, sipping his coffee. "Most of 'em are dirt balls. Too hot, too cold, too many snakeheads popping in from time to time." "Yeah," Joe sighed. "I guess it was too much to hope that things would be different out here," he nodded toward the universe in general. "Nice, friendly folks -- maybe a little different in looks than us, but hell, willing to be sociable." "They're out here," O'Neill admitted. "Lot's of 'em, too. But they have their own problems and their own agendas. If life's taught me anything," he added with a hint of bitterness. "It's that you can't count on the kindness of strangers." Joe nodded sadly. "So," he asked, changing the subject. "What's on the menu for today?" O'Neill grinned. "Marching. Lots and lots of marching. And then out to the firing range." "They're gonna love you." O'Neill shrugged. "To be honest, I'm really surprised at how little most of them know about modern weapons technology. I thought... I thought Pierson was pretty typical, but I guess I was wrong." Joe had to smile. "Methos is about the most atypical Immortal there is. Usually Immortals find a niche and just stick with it. Methos... I suppose he doesn't like to limit himself. And he's lived long enough to figure out that it's dangerous to be predictable." O'Neill simply nodded. "Actually," he began. "I've been meaning to ask you something." Dawson raised an eyebrow, sipped his coffee and waited. "You ever hear of an Immortal named Ku'ahktar?" Joe nearly choked on the hot liquid, hurriedly setting down the cup before he spilled it. "How the hell--?" And then it dawned on him. The only place O'Neill was likely hear that name was from an Immortal. A really, really old Immortal. "Yeah," he muttered. "I've heard of him. Every Watcher has. He's part of the training manual, listed under worst of the worst. Even dead he's a prime example of just how bad an Immortal can become. And," he added with a sigh. "One theory has it that he invented the Game. Out of boredom." "Boredom," O'Neill repeated and Dawson nodded. "We don't have anything on him earlier than 1800 BC, but he was old even then. Maybe by several thousand years according to one chronicle. He was a warlord who liked to hunt the most vicious animals he could track." "And he liked to train Immortals to hunt them later," O'Neill prompted. Joe sighed and nodded. "Yup, that's about the size of it. By all accounts his training methods were pretty brutal. Death by whipping, boiling, crushing for making even the smallest mistake. One chronicle claims he even walled an Immortal into a cesspit for ten years because the Immortal dropped his sword during training." "I take it sanity wasn't high on his list of desirable qualities." "Doesn't seem that way," Dawson agreed. "And he didn't have much use for mortals either. They were just so much cannon fodder for his trainees." O'Neill nodded. "So any Immortal coming out of his training program was likely to be psychotic no matter how sane they were going in." "Probably." They were quiet for a long time as they each contemplated one particular Immortal and what they knew of him until O'Neill rose to leave. "So, uh, Adam coming back anytime soon?" Joe asked casually. O'Neill shook his head. "He and Daniel are working on a backlog of translations. And there's not much either of them needs to be here for. In fact, in a couple of days I'm going to be pulling out." "You think Bear can handle 'em?" O'Neill smiled grimly. "I think Drill Sergeant Bear can handle just about anything." *** "AND WHAT ASS BACKWARD SHIT HEAP DID YOU CRAWL OUT OF THIS MORNING?!" MacLeod winced inwardly as Bear focused his ire on Gina. Like the rest of them she was aching and exhausted, looking the worse for wear in a uniform none of them seemed to be able to get clean. On the other hand, the man in charge of their training looked fresh as a daisy even dripping with rain and muddy. Still, like the rest of the Immortals, MacLeod respected the sergeant, who pushed them harder than any mortal ever would have knowing their lack of limitations. Needless to say, Alexander practically doted on the man. The dressing down went on as each Immortal and finally Martouf, though he was technically just an observer, were the recipients of a few choice words and some not so choice comments. It was to be expected of course, and they all understood the purpose of it. Having been raised in strict if not down right brutally disciplined households -- and equally harsh societies -- they each came to this with the knowledge that they were in fact being treated quite humanely. Pushups as opposed to lashes. Goat guard instead of time in the stocks. Infractions once punishable by violence and degradation as a matter of course were now corrected through repetitively annoying jobs like cleaning the latrine or doing KP -- and no one escaped any of those particularly onerous chores. The process was designed to break them down and build them up into a team through shared hardship and camaraderie. Except, MacLeod thought worriedly, it wasn't really working. "Look at yourself, Darieux !" Sergeant Bear shouted. "Two weeks and you still can't even dress yourself properly. DON'T YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST?!" "Now that you mention it," Amanda growled back. "No!" Beside MacLeod Robert snorted and Bear whipped around to face him. "You think this is funny, de Valicourt?" "No, Drill Sergeant!" "Well, I do!" Bear yelled. "I think it's fucking hysterical! You got a problem with that?!" "No, Drill Sergeant!" "I think she's a laugh a minute!" he shouted getting into the man's face. "I think she's so goddamned funny you could take lessons in funny from her! In fact, you can find out just how funny she is while you're both cleaning out the latrine!" "Yes, Drill Sergeant!" "Anybody else got a pithy comment to make?" The Drill Sergeant stood back, frowning in disgust while looking them over. "You are the sorriest bunch of recruits I've ever seen!" he repeated for what must have been the hundredth time since they'd arrived. "Someone ought to take your heads just to save the world from your ineptitude! But for some reason the Air Force wants you! And whether you like it or not you are going to be THE BEST! You are going to be PERFECT! You are going to be SOLDIERS! Do I make myself clear?!" "Yes, Drill Sergeant!" they shouted in unison. "I can't hear you!" "YES, DRILL SERGEANT!" "Now MOVE OUT!" They turned as one and started marching, Sergeant Bear setting the pace with a frighteningly warped cadence that began, "OAK! Lahoma! Where the heads go rollin' down the plains..." Halfway down the line MacLeod grimaced. It was going to be another long hard day in the field and he didn't know whether he ought to thank Hammond for finding Bear, or curse the day the mortal was born. Still, whatever happened, he hoped the sergeant succeeded. Because as things stood now the only mission they'd likely ever be going on would be extended leave. Chapter 10 The immediate sensation of an Immortal in the vicinity startled Methos from his late night reverie. Putting aside his journal he reached for his sword and moved with alacrity to take a position where he wouldn't easily be seen. With nearly every Immortal he called friend a quarter of a billion light years away this midnight caller to his home in Colorado Springs wasn't likely to be someone with which he wanted to party. The door bell rang and he frowned in puzzlement. "Captain Pierson?!" a man's voice called out to him. "It's Drill Sergeant Bear. Colonel O'Neill sent word I'd be coming." An Immortal Drill Sergeant? he thought, grinning widely. Wherever had they found him? Not yet comfortable putting aside his weapon in the presence of a strange Immortal, Methos held it with the blade resting against his shoulder as he went to answer the door. He unlocked it and stepped back as it swung open, his body tensed defensively. "Evening, sir," the man nodded, ignoring the blade as he stepped inside. "Thank you for seeing me on such short notice." "You're welcome," Methos responded, mildly amused at the fearlessness of his guest. Most Immortals would have gone through the "we have no quarrel," song and dance before getting anywhere near him. Either Bear was absolutely certain he wouldn't swing or he really didn't care. "May I offer you a drink, Sergeant?" Methos sheathed his blade and padded into the living room as Bear followed. "No thank you, sir. I have to get back fairly quickly." "Of course," Methos murmured taking a seat as his guest found a place on the sofa. "What can I do for you, Bear?" "I need some information. Information I've been led to believe you might be able to share with me." "And that would be?" "You've known most of the men and women I'm training for quite some time, is that correct?" "At one time or another, yes," Methos agreed cautiously. "I'm guessing that makes you pretty old." Methos shrugged. "I've been around a while," he answered noncommittally. Bear nodded as if confirming something he'd already suspected. "Personally, Captain, I don't care how old you are. The Game doesn't interest me in the least. What does interest me is making a real team out of my trainees." "How can I help?" Methos asked curiously. "I'm not sure if you can," Bear admitted. "But it's been implied that you might know something about a similar situation. Or at least the idea of making a team out of a group of strong willed, independent and idiosyncratic Immortals." Methos shook his head and rose to get a drink. "Trust me, Bear, you don't want to go there." "I need to go there, Pierson," he insisted. "It's been over three weeks. They should be gelling by now. Focused on achieving a unified goal. But they're not. They do the drill. They work together when needed. But there's no emotion in it. No bonding. No sense of...of..." "Brotherhood?" Methos asked over his shoulder as he hurriedly swallowed a shot, pouring himself another just as quickly. "Exactly," the Drill Sergeant nodded. "No sense of camaraderie at all. It's as if they were still acquaintances forced by circumstances to work together. " "We're Immortals," Methos reminded him returning to his seat. "We don't get too close, remember? Not when we spend our recreational hours training to kill each other." "But you somehow managed to do it," Bear stated with absolute certainty and Methos wondered to whom he'd been talking and just what he really knew. "How?" Methos took a deep breath and finished his drink. "You have to get them past the Game," he said quietly. "When who wins and who loses becomes irrelevant they'll begin to see each other as something less than possible opponents." "Is that how you did it? Convinced your...team that the Game was irrelevant?" Methos chuckled with bitter amusement. "No," he shook his head. "We swore a blood oath to never raise a blade against each other. That for one to kill the other meant whoever was left would take them down. No challenge, no quarter. Just death." Bear nodded slowly. "You took the Game out of the equation by making the consequences disagreeable." "You could say that," Methos smiled wryly. "So what was the goal? I mean," he added at Methos' questioning glance. "What was the point of becoming a unit, and what was the unit's ultimate objective?" "You want to know why we became allies?" Methos asked incredulously. "It might help," Bear explained. "A direction to point them in maybe." "I don't think so," Methos smirked. "You want to create a sane, well balanced team of equals. I don't think the power and freedom to pillage and plunder without having to watch your back would be...palatable to your trainees." The sergeant simply stared at Methos no doubt reassessing whatever earlier assumptions he'd made. And Methos stared back, almost daring the man to question him further. "You knew Silas," Bear said quietly and Methos nearly leapt from his seat. "How do you know that name?!" he demanded angrily. Bear didn't even blink. "Met him during the Second World War. He liked killing Nazis and we liked him." "And he obviously liked to brag," Methos murmured sadly, leaning back without relaxing. "I always thought he was a little crazy," Bear admitted. "Methos. The Four Horsemen," he shrugged. "Myths and legends. I thought it was all nonsense." Methos neither confirmed nor denied it. "If you want them to bond," he stated tersely as he stood and moved toward the door. "Give them an enemy they can sink their teeth into." "And the Game?" he was asked as the sergeant followed. "Talk to MacLeod and Ramirez. They know the truth." "Which is?" "It's a lie. All of it. There's no Prize and no point to any of it." For the first time Drill Sergeant Bear actually smiled. "That's good to know." Methos nodded. If MacLeod and Ramirez could convince them that the Game wasn't part of the equation Bear might get them to let down their collective guard and let each other in. At least it would be a start, he thought, surprised as the man held out a hand and thanked him for his assistance. Wordlessly, Methos accepted the friendly gesture for what it was worth then shut his door with a sigh. It wouldn't be enough, he knew. The Game, the Goa'uld. The first would ease the way, but the second... The second was an abstract and negligible, especially when they felt no personal fear from the creatures. What they needed was something closer to home. Something more immediate. Something on which they could focus all their attention. With a quiet snarl Methos locked the door and went to pour himself another drink. He knew what he had to do and the thought infuriated him. He hadn't wanted a damn strike force of Immortals in the first place but, he admitted slamming back his drink as he flung himself into a chair, they were necessary. At least in the short term. Damn them all for putting him in this position! With a sigh of disgust Methos rubbed the bridge of his nose. He needed to talk to Jack, he realized. Needed to outline his own plans for the strike force. But Jack was off world and Hammond... Well, protocol said he was supposed to talk to O'Neill first and O'Neill would then talk to the general, but in order to talk to Jack he would have to talk to Hammond and get permission to go through the gate. Which of course meant explaining what they needed to discuss outside of protocol in the first place. Methos laughed softly and shook his head. Protocol. The bane of his current existence and the answer to his prayers. "Oh, this is going to be fun," he murmured with a wry grimace. He rose and stretched, putting his glass in the sink as he passed the kitchen on his way to bed. Tomorrow, he thought. I'll worry about it tomorrow. After all, the darkest plans were always best laid out in the bright light of day. ***