There are 10 messages totalling 253 lines in this issue. Topics of the day: 1. Living UnGracefully, Until Someone Catches Up With Him (8) 2. Highlander on the brain (2) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:49:55 -0400 From: Wendy <Immortals_Incorporated@cox.net> Subject: Re: Living UnGracefully, Until Someone Catches Up With Him Pat says: > In the spirit of tolerance and understanding, I'd like to register my > religious beliefs. My church believes in a Special Hell for child > molesters, control freaks, condescending posters, and people > who talk in the theater. ;-) My beliefs include all of that but I also fervently believe in caning for all men in "wife-beater" T-shirts and all women over 25 in tube tops and low-rider jeans. People who are cruel to animals are to be shunned and then later horsewhipped. "Stupid people" as defined by the "Book of Weasels" are cast out into the Valley of Kill-file. There is a pit of righteous fire reserved for those who casually send other people's sons and daughters to war after avoiding serving under fire themselves. People who live in houses of more than 4000 square feet on parcels of land of less than 1 acre are definitely sinners. My church really frowns on WWF wrestling except as an object of mockery. Tea-totaling without a medical excuse is suspect and failure to vote in every election is grounds for penance. Members of my church really really don't like the word "spelunking" and to say it in public is a cardinal sin. Hearing it in public is objectionable and so I expect everyone here to refrain from using it. I'm not too fond of the word "defunct" either. Or "grout". Wendy (Further objections will be raised as required by my faith.)(Can't we all just get along?)(And by "get along" I mean play by my rules.)(Now, doesn't anyone want to talk about "The Source"?)(What's with the ratty fur-collared coat Duncan is wearing in the photos I've seen?)(Kind of looks like he's in drag<eg>) Immortals Inc. immortals_incorporated@cox.net "Weasels for Eternity" ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2006 11:40:15 -0400 From: "K. Morgan Ladd" <kmladd@mac.com> Subject: Re: Living UnGracefully, Until Someone Catches Up With Him Pat starts the roll call: >In the spirit of tolerance and understanding, I'd like to register >my religious beliefs. My church believes in a Special Hell for >child molesters, control freaks, condescending posters, and people >who talk in the theater. ;-) I'll play! <g> As a pagan, I find it offensive when anyone refers to their supposedly non-gendered deity using the masculine personal pronoun (He, Him). Therefore I must insist that we always use the female personal pronoun (She, Her). Morgan (loving the Zen Buddhist joke!) List Witch Since 1995 kmladd@mac.com | www.drgourmet.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2006 16:48:45 +0100 From: Jette Goldie <jette@blueyonder.co.uk> Subject: Re: Living UnGracefully, Until Someone Catches Up With Him From: "K. Morgan Ladd" <kmladd@mac.com> > Pat starts the roll call: >>In the spirit of tolerance and understanding, I'd like to register >>my religious beliefs. My church believes in a Special Hell for >>child molesters, control freaks, condescending posters, and people >>who talk in the theater. ;-) > > I'll play! <g> > > As a pagan, I find it offensive when anyone refers to their > supposedly non-gendered deity using the masculine personal pronoun > (He, Him). Therefore I must insist that we always use the female > personal pronoun (She, Her). I'm a Pagan too - but I have both a god and a goddess, each with their own responsibility. However my goddess considers "denying one's sexuality and sensuality" to be a sin ;-) Jette Goldie jette@blueyonder.co.uk http://www.jette.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ ("reply to" is spamblocked) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:10:58 EDT From: Dotiran@aol.com Subject: Re: Living UnGracefully, Until Someone Catches Up With Him In a message dated 8/14/2006 10:51:52 AM Eastern Daylight Time, Immortals_Incorporated@cox.net writes: >>(Now, doesn't anyone want to talk about "The Source"?)(What's with the ratty fur-collared coat Duncan is wearing in the photos I've seen?)(Kind of looks like he's in drag<eg>) Oh dear, I hope that isn't the coat that I heard AP's girlfriend Alexandra designed for him for the movie !!!! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2006 09:36:07 -0700 From: Danni Butterfuss <bfuss@wbcable.net> Subject: Re: Living UnGracefully, Until Someone Catches Up With Him Morgan List Witch adds: "I'll play! <g> As a pagan, I find it offensive when anyone refers to their supposedly non-gendered deity using the masculine personal pronoun (He, Him). Therefore I must insist that we always use the female personal pronoun (She, Her)." ......pokes head out of dark lurking corner............ She is air, earth, fire and water. As she will, so mote it be! Danni ....... sinks back into lurking corner............. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2006 19:42:43 +0100 From: John Mosby - Laptop <a.j.mosby@btinternet.com> Subject: Re: Living UnGracefully, Until Someone Catches Up With Him > > However my goddess considers "denying one's sexuality and sensuality" > to be a sin ;-) > I really have to start dating more pagans. - John ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2006 20:28:42 -0700 From: Elaine Nicol <elainen@inguz.co.uk> Subject: Re: Living UnGracefully, Until Someone Catches Up With Him Jette wrote >>I'm a Pagan too - but I have both a god and a goddess, each with their own responsibility. However my goddess considers "denying one's sexuality and sensuality" to be a sin ;-)<< I am with you on that. I was about to post such an reply when I noticed you had got there before me<G> Elaine. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2006 20:33:54 -0700 From: Elaine Nicol <elainen@inguz.co.uk> Subject: Highlander on the brain Conversation at work. One of my colleagues - Who is that guy. (pointing at someone new) Colleague 2 - That's Duncan McLeod. Chorus and it wasn't me - of the Clan McLeod. My contribution was - where is his sword....the conversation degenerated from there. Elaine. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:36:28 -0700 From: Jennifer Carey <writerfangirl@gmail.com> Subject: Re: Highlander on the brain Hahah. *L* Fun. Where do you work? Jen the Fangirl On 8/14/06, Elaine Nicol <elainen@inguz.co.uk> wrote: > Conversation at work. > > One of my colleagues - Who is that guy. (pointing at someone new) > Colleague 2 - That's Duncan McLeod. > > Chorus and it wasn't me - of the Clan McLeod. > > My contribution was - where is his sword....the conversation degenerated > from there. > > Elaine. > ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2006 20:02:00 -0400 From: "K. Morgan Ladd" <kmladd@mac.com> Subject: Re: Living UnGracefully, Until Someone Catches Up With Him Jette: >>However my goddess considers "denying one's sexuality and >>sensuality" to be a sin ;-) John: >I really have to start dating more pagans. My fiance highly recommends it. ;-) Morgan (ObHLR: OMG Highlander *collector plates*?) List Witch Since 1995 kmladd@mac.com | http://www.drgourmet.com ------------------------------ End of HIGHLA-L Digest - 13 Aug 2006 to 14 Aug 2006 (#2006-131) ***************************************************************