There is one message totalling 31 lines in this issue. Topics of the day: 1. A Merry Patriotic Christmas to all... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2004 00:18:05 -0000 From: "a.j.mosby" <a.j.mosby@btinternet.com> Subject: A Merry Patriotic Christmas to all... Yo Ho Ho. "Hello, Mr Rumsfeld? Yes, I'd just like to point out that there's a = young infant that I don't think is being that well treated. His parents = are shacked up in a local shed and are apparently too poor to buy him = proper clothes! Yeah, they even let him sleep in a trough of some kind! = Yeah, I know... disgraceful, isn't it? They have all sorts of animals = wandering around and heaven knows what diseases could be transmitted. = What? No. I don't want to leave my name but I would like to point out = that there were some hippies that hung out there for a few days with = some sheep and last night three men of Middle Eastern appearance stayed = the night. I heard them muttering something about a chosen one, destiny = and they had a box with something strange in it. Smelled suspicious, I = can tell you! By the way, I think they're syphoning off my electricty = for their decorations. Great big bloody star on their roof is causing no = end of light pollution! You'll send someone around immediately? Great."=20 ;)=20 John=20 (Happy Holidays and may your non-denominational spiritual invisible = being of choice be with you now and over the next non-specific calendar = sequence)=20 ------------------------------ End of HIGHLA-L Digest - 20 Dec 2004 to 24 Dec 2004 (#2004-216) ***************************************************************