There are 5 messages totalling 271 lines in this issue. Topics of the day: 1. Highlander Virus joke 2. Fic Question 3. Samauri (2) 4. Samauri-forgot something ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 15 Jun 2003 20:25:22 -0700 From: FKMel <sgt_buck_frobisher@yahoo.com> Subject: Highlander Virus joke I know I briefly mentioned this to one list it's being posted to, but I'm not sure about the other. Anyway, it was inspired by a similar page I found for the Forever Knight fandom. For the Adriansangels list, I've also got some Tracker ones....think enough people will get them if I post them? For Highla-l, I don't see many things like this posted, but I figured I would since I don't have a website yet. Some of them are probably lame, blame it on not having a lot of knowledge of the series. If anyone can come up with any to add, feel free to send them to me. Mel Highlander Viruses Many of these viruses are extremely dangerous because they are so difficult to destroy. There have been many reports of them being destroyed only to come back as if nothing happened. The Katana anti-virus program is the best means of destroying many of them. Many of these viruses have been seen invading the ‘Quicken’ program, sometimes changing its name to ‘Quickening’. When they destroy other viruses, they may receive electrical flows that can damage modems and destroying data. 1. Duncan MacLeod virus-goes around attacking other viruses while insisting ‘there can be only one’. Not directly dangerous, but when it defeats another virus it receives an electrical jolt that will disrupt your systems. Often seen invading the Quicken program. Sometimes seen with the Amanda virus, the Connor MacLeod virus and/or the Ritchie Ryan virus. Sometimes seen with other viruses in a file called ‘JoesBar’ or ‘LeBlues’. Once seen in a mutation known as ‘EvilDuncanMacLeod’, and is extremely dangerous in this form. 2. Connor MacLeod virus-popups with the words ‘You’ve won the prize!’ keep popping up on your screen but if you click on them, it says there was a mistake and you haven’t won yet. Sometimes seen with the Duncan MacLeod virus. Also known to destroy other viruses while saying ‘there can be only one’ Some say that the Duncan MacLeod virus has been sucessful destroying this one, but others refuse to believe it. 3. 1.Amanda virus-gets into your hard drive and steals all of your data. May be seen with the Duncan MacLeod virus 2. Messes up the computer’s cookie-making ability 4. Ritchie Ryan virus: 1.continuously crashes and destroys your Windows. Sometimes seen with the Duncan MacLeod virus, which has been known to destroy it. 2. Your computer won’t do what you tell it anymore, and when you tell it not to do something, it does it anyway 5. Horsemen virus-destroys everything in your hard drive. The Methos virus is sometimes seen with this virus. 6. Horton Anti-Virus-This is a mutant antivirus program that destroys viruses, calling them ‘abominations’ but also destroys innocent files in the process. Some have reported destroying it only to have it come back again. 7. Watchers Viruses-these are actually applications that record data on the viruses. Sometimes, though, they have been known to mutate into a dangerous form and begin destroying viruses. The Adam Pierson virus is sometimes seen with this group. 8.Methos Virus-1.mysterious ads for cheap beer show up in your mailbox. Sometimes seen with the Duncan MacLeod virus. This virus was thought to be myth by many. May be seen with the Horsemen virus or trying to pass itself off as one of the group of Watcher viruses as the ‘Adam Pierson’ virus. The ‘Cassandra’ virus is effective against this one to an extent, but hasn’t been known to destroy it. 9. Katana anti-virus-this program is been found to be effective against many of the above viruses, with the exception of the Horton virus. The ‘Claymore’ anti-virus is a variant of this application. 10. Kurgen Virus-destroys everything in its path while trying to chase the Connor MacLeod virus. 11. Ahriman virus-disguises itself as other viruses or applications in an attempt to trick another virus, usually the Duncan MacLeod virus. Has been seen disguised as the ‘Ritchie Ryan virus’, the ‘Horton Anti-virus’ and the ‘Joe Dawson’ virus. 12. Joe Dawson virus- a member of the Watcher viruses that is often seen associating with the Duncan MacLeod virus. 13.Tessa Noel virus-Hasn’t been seen to cause any damage, but is often seen with the Duncan MacLeod virus 14. Cassandra virus-has only been seen to attempt harming the Methos virus ===== The trouble with immortality is that it tends to go on forever-Herb Cain FK:NickNatPacker, Knight of the Cross,Knightie, Natpacker/Highlander:Duncan Flag-Waver/Due South Fan/Tracker Fan/Angel Fan/Port Charles Fan __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? SBC Yahoo! DSL - Now only $29.95 per month! http://sbc.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 08:03:35 -0700 From: FKMel <sgt_buck_frobisher@yahoo.com> Subject: Fic Question Does anyone know of any fics about Connor and Duncan's first meeting? I know it wasn't covered in the series, so it stands to reason that there might be fic somewhere about it but I haven't read a lot of HL fic, so I don't know where to find much of anything...have seen some URL's but I'm not sure what's where. Thanks Mel ===== The trouble with immortality is that it tends to go on forever-Herb Cain FK:NickNatPacker, Knight of the Cross,Knightie, Natpacker/Highlander:Duncan Flag-Waver/Due South Fan/Tracker Fan/Angel Fan/Port Charles Fan __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? SBC Yahoo! DSL - Now only $29.95 per month! http://sbc.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 15:21:43 -0700 From: FKMel <sgt_buck_frobisher@yahoo.com> Subject: Samauri Something strange is going on. There was no black bar on the bottom of the screen and no split ads at the end...I actually heard all of the credits song. I'm not complaining, but anyone know what's up with that? This was the ep during which the famous "banana incident" occured...during the tea ceremony scene. As for the ep itself, it was a good story, though I still like the idea of Connor giving the sword to him more. It mystifies me anyway why they said Connor's was one of a kind, then we see in this ep two identical ones...newer but identical. Wait, didn't Connor break his blade in The Sickening? I don't know if he used the katana in number 3 or not, but by Endgame, he was using a different sword I think. Question: If Japan was so hostile to foreigners back then, how did Connor ever stay long enough to study? And I'm now seeing some of the descrepencies...Connor could well have been chasing Kane around while all this was going on, but it doesn't make sense for him to say it's over at the end when the series was going on at the same time and everyone knew it wasn't over. And was AP just too busy with shooting to be in Final Dementia? Mel, who liked the tub scene in this ep....yum! And it was funny too. ===== The trouble with immortality is that it tends to go on forever-Herb Cain FK:NickNatPacker, Knight of the Cross,Knightie, Natpacker/Highlander:Duncan Flag-Waver/Due South Fan/Tracker Fan/Angel Fan/Port Charles Fan __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? SBC Yahoo! DSL - Now only $29.95 per month! http://sbc.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 15:25:16 -0700 From: FKMel <sgt_buck_frobisher@yahoo.com> Subject: Samauri-forgot something Oops, forgot something: I agree with whoever mentioned the descrepency with the kid and the archaeologist. I could see them not coming along in The Gathering, but we don't even see them in Endgame. Geez, they contradict themselves a lot. Mel, who tries to ignore 2 and 3 now. And I'm now seeing some of the descrepencies...Connor could well have been chasing Kane around while all this was going on, but it doesn't make sense for him to say it's over at the end when the series was going on at the same time and everyone knew it wasn't over. And was AP just too busy with shooting to be in Final Dementia? ===== The trouble with immortality is that it tends to go on forever-Herb Cain FK:NickNatPacker, Knight of the Cross,Knightie, Natpacker/Highlander:Duncan Flag-Waver/Due South Fan/Tracker Fan/Angel Fan/Port Charles Fan __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? SBC Yahoo! DSL - Now only $29.95 per month! http://sbc.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 18:30:59 EDT From: Evelyn Duncan <BrandyKitt@aol.com> Subject: Re: Samauri In a message dated 6/16/2003 5:22:39 PM Central Daylight Time, sgt_buck_frobisher@yahoo.com writes: << Something strange is going on. There was no black bar on the bottom of the screen and no split ads at the end...I actually heard all of the credits song. I'm not complaining, but anyone know what's up with that? >> I think it has something to do with the conversion to Spike TV, but Spike Lee has put the kibosh on the name for the present. Evelyn Duncan brandykitt@aol.com "I know of nobody who is purely Autistic or purely neurotypical. Even God had some Autistic moments, which is why the planets all spin." ~ Jerry Newport ------------------------------ End of HIGHLA-L Digest - 14 Jun 2003 to 16 Jun 2003 (#2003-112) ***************************************************************