There are 5 messages totalling 353 lines in this issue. Topics of the day: 1. Wanna know what's happening to your shows? (4) 2. New Highlander Fanzine ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 9 Mar 2002 23:43:44 EST From: Bizarro7@aol.com Subject: Wanna know what's happening to your shows? He earns little money, doesn't spend much, watches less TV than his parents and is an inconsistent consumer. So why do advertisers love him? Young men are driving our culture, while the over-40s are becoming the forgotten generation. SIMON HOUPT explains why The Globe and Mail, Saturday, March 9, 2002 PageR1 NEW YORK -- In his 40 years of journalism, ABC newsman Ted Koppel has stared down some very evil men. P. W. Botha. Ferdinand Marcos. Even Kermit the Frog. But this month, he is looking into the face of the greatest evil of all, a ghoulish figure who could snatch away everything Koppel stands for, without so much as a flicker of recognition that he's done anything wrong. You needn't look far to find the culprit. He may even live in your home, eat your food, drive your car. Because if Koppel is struck down, if he is removed from the airwaves along with the 22-year-old journalistic institution known as Nightline, there is no one to blame but the particular species known as the 18-to-34-year-old male. As the world knows, David Letterman has been negotiating to move The Late Show from its home at CBS to Disney-owned ABC. The move would displace Nightline (and the show that follows it, Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher, though no one but Bill Maher's mother seems upset at the prospect of P.I. disappearing.) This week, journalists and politicians rallied to Nightline's cause, decrying the development as a blow to the democratic life of America. The casual observer could be forgiven for thinking that ABC was wooing Letterman because he pulls in more viewers than Koppel. Television is driven by ratings, right? Yes and no. Fact is, Koppel attracts an average of about 5.5 million viewers each night. Only 4.4 million watch Letterman. (About six million viewers have the TV tuned to Jay Leno's Tonight Show on NBC, though most of them are sleeping.) But Letterman's ironic comedy pulls in far more younger viewers than Koppel's weighty five-part features on the Republic of Congo, and that's where the money is. Sure, network executives like CBS's 52 year-old Leslie Moonves know their contemporaries watch television. They just don't like to admit it. Old folks aren't hip. "Advertisers want the coveted 18-to-34-year-olds. The business model of the networks is based on advertising, so they produce content they think is going to appeal to those viewers," explains Sam Craig, director of the entertainment, media and technology program at New York University's Stern School of Business. In recent years, networks have been furiously refashioning themselves to attract young viewers. UPN and WB, two U.S. broadcast networks launched in the last decade, are aimed squarely at the Clearasil set with shows like Dawson's Creek and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. CNN's Headline News rolled out a new look last August, deploying a fresh-faced crew of opinionated young pundits on a colourful in-the-round stage with 17 cameras, and a screen cluttered with text and graphics resembling a Web-site. Sure enough, ratings among 18-to-34-year-olds are up 104 per cent. This week, apparently getting the hint that ABC wants wrinkle-free faces delivering the news, reporter Cokie Roberts announced she would leave the Sunday morning show This Week. Perky Claire Shipman and the warmly hunky George Stephanopoulos are apparently up to replace Roberts and her co-host, old-timer Sam Donaldson. All of this is to land the most prized fish in the viewer pond, the young male. Why do networks care so much about this guy? After all, he's barely old enough to vote, has a demonstrated inability to form long-term relationships with either people or products, isn't making much money, and is the most dangerous person you can possibly put behind the wheel of a car. And he's the one driving the culture? There are two simple reasons TV networks want that guy. He doesn't watch as much TV as anyone else, so he's hard to land. And because of that, he's more valuable. (This lesson, of course, is the same one learned every day in high schools across the continent: Play hard to get; she'll like you more.) That's why, even though they pull about the same raw number of viewers, 60 Minutes can only command about $250,000 for a 30-second ad spot, while Frasier gets twice that amount. That 18-to-34-year-old guy is also the most fanatical moviegoer, vacuuming up new releases like peanuts on the floor of an elephant cage. Though the motion-picture academy that hands out the Oscars each year likes to put itself forward as the purveyor of fine adult fare like Gosford Park and A Beautiful Mind, more than 90 per cent of films produced in Hollywood aim to capture teens and twentysomethings for their primary audience. It's a chicken-and-egg quandary: The studios don't make movies for 45-year-olds because 45-year-olds don't go to movies; 45-year-olds don't go to movies because the studios ignore them. The people producing the films and television shows are getting younger, too. A report by the Writers Guild of America indicated that while 73 per cent of writers in their 20s are working, 59 per cent of those in their 30s are employed. For writers in their 50s, the figure drops to 32 per cent. Don't ask an actress in her 40s about her prospects for work unless you want a vase or ashtray chucked across the room in rage. The rage for youth makes people do crazy things. Three years ago, Riley Weston was writing for the flowery college-age women's drama Felicity when someone discovered she was not 19, as she had claimed, but a well-seasoned 32. Weston was summarily fired and was last seen plying her youthful looks in a downmarket Los Angeles stage show. The desperate need to lower median ages is what keeps network executives reaching for the Pepto-Bismol. With shows like Survivor and Big Brother, CBS lowered its median age to 50, still the highest of the four major networks but not by as much any more. ABC enjoyed the bump it got in overall ratings from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, but when fickle younger viewers abandoned the show, sad monochromatic Regis was left barking at an antediluvian audience. All by itself, Millionaire boosted ABC's median age from 42 to 46 years old, but the high ratings on that one show sent advertisers scurrying away from the network. The youth revolution is cheerfully promoted by companies like Illinois-based Teen Research Unlimited, which thrusts its pro-teen findings into the hands of reporters with the breathlessness of a priest unveiling the Holy Grail. "U.S. teens spent $172-billion in 2001," trumpeted a recent press release from TRU. It sounds very impressive indeed, until you realize that's less than 2.5 per cent of the $7-trillion U.S. consumers spend each year. "It's an interesting dilemma," says Prof. Craig. "If you look at disposable income, people over 34 have much more money to spend, and they spend it on bigger ticket items. That's even more pronounced over the age of 50." "Why don't advertisers recognize this? Well, identifying a brand as something that's not aimed at younger people taints the brand," continues Craig. "This happened with Oldsmobile. No one wanted to buy it except older people, and when you have something that's branded for older people, younger people reject it. Then older people reject it, too, because they don't want to be thought of as old, either." The problem isn't just the kids. It's the self-hating fiftysomethings. "Most advertisers feel they need to build up product loyalty so by the time someone gets into their later years they're going to be predisposed to buy certain brands," says Jeff Tyrell of ad firm TBWA, whose parent company OMD buys ads for Pepsi, McDonald's and Visa. "Advertising agencies are operating on a completely outdated image," responds John Rother, policy director for AARP, an advocacy group that represents 50-plus consumers in the U.S. "The idea of older people as being loyal to brands, forming an attachment to something 20 years ago and they're not willing to switch, is completely untrue." Adds Rother, "The advertising field is a very young field, in terms of the people making decisions." The problem isn't just the self-hating fiftysomethings. It's the fiftysomething-hating thirty- and fortysomething ad-agency creative directors. Television wasn't always like this. When TV launched in the middle of the last century, the genial comedies and musical variety shows that filled the network programming blocks were aimed at the entire family. Making a run at the two dominant players, in the late 1960s ABC asked the A. C. Nielsen ratings company to look more carefully at audience composition and isolate the viewership patterns of 18-to-49 year olds. CBS started the trend of spurning the old folks. In the early 1970s, sensing an imminent sea change, the network euthanized shows that performed well among older and rural viewers but failed to attract the most desirable audience. Within two years, The Beverly Hillbillies, Petticoat Junction and Green Acres were gone, along with David Letterman's predecessor Ed Sullivan, who was 69 years old when he got his pink slip from CBS. "It was called 'rube chucking,' " recalls Ron Simon, the television curator at the Museum of Radio and Television in New York. "It was a way CBS could get rid of an older, rural audience for a younger, more happening audience that lived in the city." So along came the first urban comedies, the cultural predecessors of shows like Friends and Frasier, which now fill the Nielsen Top 20. The Mary Tyler Moore Show and The Bob Newhart Show brought in the younger viewers CBS wanted. When ABC rolled out Happy Days, Laverne and Shirley and Three's Company in the mid-1970s, the face of prime time was a generation younger than it had been only a few years before. In time, those lessons were improved upon by the next network on the scene. Launching in 1987, Fox focused entirely on the younger viewer, realizing it could be more profitable than the three other, more diffuse networks by not spreading around its resources. Fox still doesn't have any shows that regularly land in the Top 20, but it frequently leads in the key demographic of young men. Older viewers haven't always been the kiss of death. In 1994, when CBS lost the contract for NFL games, the network touted itself as the best way to reach the valuable fiftysomething viewer. Armed with data about the greying of America and shifting generational interests, which implied that one in three 50-year-olds skydive every weekend, CBS tried to convince advertisers that older people weren't just sitting by the fire crocheting sweaters for their grandchildren. "The rap on the older audience was that they were reluctant to change brands or try new brands," recalls Dean Hargrove, 58, who produced the older-skewing series Jake and the Fatman and Diagnosis Murder for CBS, and Matlock for NBC. "CBS's official response to that was: Well then you have to explain the Lexus." He's referring to the fact that, when Toyota's posh car was introduced in 1989, it quickly stole market share from Mercedes and BMW, primarily among drivers over 50 years old. Yet even as they were touting the advanced age of their viewers, CBS execs were disparaging the audiences for shows like Diagnosis Murder, which ranked No. 4 among viewers 55-plus, and No. 25 in overall viewers in its final year. "These were shows that the sales force didn't like because they didn't like the demos," explains Hargrove. "They were very mainstream, what I would say meat-and-potatoes kind of programming. They weren't shows that people pointed to with pride, like The West Wing. They were very conventional, traditional dramas and melodramas. The networks couldn't turn their back on the number of households they were getting with these shows, which is why they stayed on the air so long. But they were never thrilled with having them." ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 10 Mar 2002 08:08:40 EST From: Dotiran@aol.com Subject: Re: Wanna know what's happening to your shows? In a message dated 3/9/2002 11:44:52 PM US Eastern Standard Time, Bizarro7@aol.com writes: > The studios don't make movies for 45-year-olds > because 45-year-olds don't go to movies; 45-year-olds don't go to movies > because the studios ignore them.................... > Don't ask an actress in her 40s about her prospects for work unless you > want a vase or ashtray chucked across the room in rage. > What a sad, sad article. And sadder still, the above stats are no doubt part of the reason why someone like Adrian Paul at 42 may find his breakthrough chances in movies dwindling. Should this prove to be true, then this "Endgame ruining -like" trend of rejecting quality for demographic will have won the day. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 10 Mar 2002 10:07:25 -0800 From: Darobick <highlander_rifts@hotmail.com> Subject: Re: Wanna know what's happening to your shows? When is Adrian gonna be James Bond? He needs to be, I think he's perfect for the role! ----- Original Message ----- From: <Dotiran@aol.com> To: <HIGHLA-L@LISTS.PSU.EDU> Sent: Sunday, March 10, 2002 5:08 AM Subject: Re: Wanna know what's happening to your shows? > In a message dated 3/9/2002 11:44:52 PM US Eastern Standard Time, > Bizarro7@aol.com writes: > > > > The studios don't make movies for 45-year-olds > > because 45-year-olds don't go to movies; 45-year-olds don't go to movies > > because the studios ignore them.................... > > Don't ask an actress in her 40s about her prospects for work unless you > > want a vase or ashtray chucked across the room in rage. > > > > What a sad, sad article. And sadder still, the above stats are no doubt part > of the reason why someone like Adrian Paul at 42 may find his breakthrough > chances in movies dwindling. Should this prove to be true, then this "Endgame > ruining -like" trend of rejecting quality for demographic will have won the > day. > ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 10 Mar 2002 18:47:59 -0000 From: "John Mosby (B)" <a.j.mosby@btinternet.com> Subject: Re: Wanna know what's happening to your shows? > When is Adrian gonna be James Bond? He needs to be, I think he's perfect for > the role! John sobs in the corner, hits his head a few times for good luck and then writes.... Pierce is in the current Bond movie, the next Bond movie and possibly one after that depending on how negotiations go. Whatever you may here from any other interested source, the most reliable sources remains the people who make the film, EON, and the actor in the role, Pierce Brosnan. Both confirmed the situation as it stands. In short, whoever takes over from Brosnan, will not be doing so until 2005/6 at the earliest. 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